annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via laguano)